If you haven’t heard, there’s a planned political protest in Carson City on June 14. It was originally going to be known as the “No Brains” Rally. Wanting something more specific, however, organizers settled on calling it the “Anti-Law/Anti-Constitution/Anti-America/Pro-Anarchy & Communism Protest.”
As a sign of solidarity with those celebrating homosexual “Pride” Month – and its “LG(etc.)” alphabet-scramble acronym – the Carson protest organizers are referring to their rally as ALACAAPA&CP+
Nothing to Worry About
Those who might be concerned about this protest, needn’t be. It has the potential to solve 2 problems at once:
1) It can fulfill the Leftist organizers’ need to recruit numerous brainless protesters. These “volunteers” (yeah, $ure) could be used not only at the June 14 rally, but at inevitable future rallies criticizing – and drawing more support for President Trump’s step-by-step rescuing of America’s future.
2) Simultaneously, the rally can help Washoe County School District solve its most vexing problem: how to get employers – even ONE employer – who is willing to hire WCSD’s overwhelmingly unemployable students and recent graduates.
Everybody Wins
• Protest Organizers will get to hire busloads of otherwise unemployable WCSD students and grads to wave signs at the Rally and act like they understand what’s going on. That will encourage Organizers to take staged photos that make it look like its anarchist protests actually have broad community support … which they definitely do not.
• Washoe County Schools will benefit by providing their largely uneducated students and grads at least one legitimate employment experience before these unprepared young people get kicked out of their parents’ basements and move into the CARES Campus homeless tent for the rest of their lives. There, they will receive unlimited food, clothing, laundry service, bed-bug invasions, and 24/7 fentanyl delivery service, courtesy of the CARES staff.
Pros & Cons of Protest Organizers Hiring WCSD Students and Graduates
PRO: WCSD students are young enough to stand in the sun for hours at the rally, holding self-made protest signs.
CON: The majority of WCSD students are functionally illiterate, so most of the signs would be misspelled.
PRO: Protest organizers could easily sign-up large numbers of WCSD students to participate.
CON: Over half of those who signed up would stay home and not show up for the protest, just like they’re used to doing with attending school.
PRO: Most of the WCSD student protesters would show up EXTREMELY energetic and pumped up … almost surprisingly so.
CON: Their “peppiness” would be drug/alcohol induced, of course; so if you didn’t want the student protesters to lose their buzz and crash before the rally ended, the Organizers would need to bring additional “supplies” to keep them going.
What would happen next if WCSD’s first venture in providing “Student Protesters for Hire” was successful?
At future Leftist rallies, you could expect the District to offer this activity to students as a multiple credit course that would entirely take the place of 11th and 12th grade.
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